Urm... little bored... so..
AUSTIN POWERS - THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME
Machine gun jubblies, how did I miss those? - Austin
Yes, mojo. The mojo is the life force, the essence, the libido, the "right stuff". - Frau
DR. EVIL : Why make trillions when we could make...
Billions?
NUMBER TWO : Excuse me?
DR. EVIL : Why think small is all I'm saying.
SCOTT : A trillion is more than a billion, numb-nuts.
Austin Powers is the snake to my mongoose, or the mongoose to my snake. Either way it's bad, I don't know animals. But I do know this: This time it's personal. - Dr. Evil
Those bastards will have to kill me before I let anything happen to this wee naked hairy popsicle, sir! - Fat Soldier played by Mike Myers
MODEL(thick Russian accent) : Ivana Humpalot.
AUSTIN : Excuse me?
IVANA : Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
AUSTIN : And I vanna toilet made of solid gold but it's just not in the cards, now is it?
IVANA : Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
AUSTIN : I can guess, baby.
IVANA : We play chess.
AUSTIN : I guessed wrong.
So, Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, I could go look at my frozen self. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the 90's and traveled back to the Sixties? Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed. - Austin
FELICITY : Austin Powers, I presume?
AUSTIN : Powers by name, Powers by reputation.
FELICITY : Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, Shag-very-Well by reputation.
He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins. - Dr. Evil on Mini-me
DR. EVIL : Fire the lazer!
NUMBER TWO : My God, Dr. Evil, you destroyed the White House with no warning!
DR. EVIL : Actually, that was just footage from the 1996 blockbuster motion Picture Independence Day, but it would be alot like that.
Fat Bastard, in addition to being extremely rotund, you're a vicious killer. - Dr. Evil
AUSTIN : I love you, Felicity.
FELICITY : And I love you.
AUSTIN : Do you want to get married?
FELICITY : Absolutely not.
AUSTIN : Thank God.